CELTIC were celebrating the signing of Diego Laxalt from AC Milan earlier tonight; however the man that he replaced at Celtic – Bolingoli, was busy putting together a deal of his own. The disgraced Belgian, who is on loan in the Turkish Superliga took to Gumtree to sell his couch after leaving the club.

The account which is named Bolingoli, includes a description of the couch saying that he was selling the couch as he had moved to a different country.

Bolingoli decided to take advantage of the cheap flights back in August and booked himself a night away in Spain. Sadly for Celtic, Bolingoli didn’t disclose this and breached COVID-19 protocols by failing to quarantine and playing in a match vs Killie. His actions resulted in Nicola Sturgeon postponing two games and knocking the return of fans back slightly as all of football was punished for his and the Aberdeen eight’s actions.

Hopefully he gets a buyer for his couch as I cannot imagine he will be back in Glasgow. Hopefully his replacement is better than Bolingoli turned out to be.