Roll up, roll up… Grande Finale at the asylum.
Thank YOU for indulging the season’s shenanigan’s every week. I realised I’ve seen every kick of every competitive ball in this pursuit of psychosis and rattled off stream-of-consciousness summaries.
So, to complete the treatment as any good shrink would have it, here’s a now annual colourful compendium of alliterated analysis to wrap up the latest frenzy of Fabianism (or another similarly sounding ism we’re note allowed to use).
Enjoy, if ye can – and remember to CLICK on each review to get the FULL 1000×500 jpeg screen-filler effect.
QUESTION: Sandman – what does ‘MOS’ tagged on the end of each review stand for?
Answer – ‘Moment Of Season’. anacronym. The highlight moment, imo.
QUESTION: Sandman – what does ‘imo’ above stand for?
Answer – oh, fuc…
Remember, these are definitive ratings: everything else ever written, declared or opined by pompous wannabees is invalid as of this moment. Nae luck. Sandman rules OK, says the graffiti on the wall…
Now…
JOE HART AKA ROXIE – 8/10
GREG TAYLOR AKA GREGG’S THE BAKER – 7.5/10
CARL STARFELT AKA STAR LORD – 7/10
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CAMERON CARTER-VICKERS AKA GET CARTER – 7.5/10
ANTHONY RALSTON – AKA TONY THE TIGER – 8/10
JOSIP JURANOVIC – AKA JURAN JURAN – 7/10
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DAVID TURNBULL AKA EDDIE TURNBULL – 6.5/10
MATT O’RILEY AKA THE BUILDER – 7/10
CALLUM McGREGOR AKA CALMAC (THE CELTIC STAR PLAYER OF THE YEAR – 9/10
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REO HATATE AKA HAKUNA HATATE – 7/10
JAMES FORREST AKA JAMESY – 6/10
NIR BITTON AKA BLOCKCHAIN – 6.5/10
Continued on the next page…
DAIZEN MAEDA AKA LORD KATSUMOTO – 7/10
TOM ROGIC AKA THE WIZARD – 8/10
LIEL ABADA AKA ABABASS – 7.5/10
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JOTA AKA NOTEBOOK – 8/10
GIORGOS GIAKOUMAKIS AKA SON OF JACKIE – 8/10
KYOGO AKA MR KOBAYASHI – 8.5/10
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HONOURABLE MENTIONS…
MIBBERY
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GREEN BRIGADE
THE BOARD
SONS OF DROUTH
Continued on the next page…
ANGE – 9/10
OVERALL – 8.5/10
Go away and enjoy the summer.
Sandman
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