ADMIT it, on nights like tonight it’s well worth tuning in to Clyde’s Superscoreboard to revel in some glorious pain and suffering.
Well half an hour was all I could manage, Hugh Keevans was desperately trying to re-assure them that the league was still on for Steven Gerrard who just had to beat Celtic twice and then watch a complete collapse from Neil Lennon.
No mention of Gerrard having no wins in four or Neil Lennon doing something this season that Brendan Rodgers couldn’t manage – three away wins in a row.
We heard from some Zombies – Neil Lennon is like a new signing for Rangers apparently. Brendan Rodgers has apparently been elavated into some kind of masterclas in coaching over at Ibrox all of a sudden and Celtic will take the cheap option, appoint Lennon and that will secure 55 next time round.
On Celtic Keevans was determined to focus on the what he described as a poor performance yesterday which somehow overrides the result.
All fairly standard stuff but they eventually introduced someone who wanted to talk about time added on. The bitterness was apparent but it got better when the Bear then claims that Bobby Madden should have disallowed the 96th minute winner because Odsonne Edouard was OFFSIDE from the James Forrest cutback from the byeline.
Stupid, bitter, deliciously irrational, angry, desperate, at their wits end…Eight is going to be great, Nine nicer still but when we get to Ten, it will send them all over the edge.
CANNOT WAIT!