“If it wisnae fur yer penalties…where wid ye be…”

So what’s your favourite second line to this amended classic from the Big Yin?

“You’d be in the championship or in divisions 3″….

“You’d be relegation zone and sacking Stevie G”…

“You’d be hiding bills again and dodging p a y e”….

“Maybe in the third place or down beneath Dundee”…

Made me laugh anyway. Courtesy of the Facebook Group. Celtic FC News And Laughing At Zombies

Add your own suggestions below…

About Author

The Celtic Star founder and editor, who has edited numerous Celtic books over the past decade or so including several from Lisbon Lions, Willie Wallace, Tommy Gemmell and Jim Craig. Earliest Celtic memories include a win over East Fife at Celtic Park and the 4-1 League Cup loss to Partick Thistle as a 6 year old. Best game? Easy 4-2, 1979 when Ten Men Won the League. Email editor@thecelticstar.co.uk

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