So what’s your favourite second line to this amended classic from the Big Yin?

“You’d be in the championship or in divisions 3″….

“You’d be relegation zone and sacking Stevie G”…

“You’d be hiding bills again and dodging p a y e”….

“Maybe in the third place or down beneath Dundee”…

Made me laugh anyway. Courtesy of the Facebook Group. Celtic FC News And Laughing At Zombies

Add your own suggestions below…