“YEAH, Kirk Broadfoot – navigates the football pitch like a crippled At-At piloted by brain-damaged imperial stormtroopers stumbling across the snows of Hoth in the Empire strikes Back, and can be just as lethal to Celtic players health as that of Luke Skywalker. When big Peter saw him in the directors’ box today, he called me and Chewy immediately.” … Continue reading Sandman’s Definitive Ratings – Celtic v Kilthemwithfire, Part 1