“Thee Celteeks insult thee bet of Bal-en-thee-a so I get my beeg fasheest steek and thresh da cojones de la travelling Tims. I like very much to batter thee joyous Tims of Celteeks because it like heeting the Catalunyans – I speet on the Barca! – and thee hurting Tims give me beeg pantaloon tent … Continue reading Sandman’s Definitive Ratings – Celtic v Sensitive Orange-Growing Batpeople (Part 1)