They’ll be getting a Jester if they bring back ‘Celtic obsessed’ King

The return of the glib and shameless one and the usual omitting of the easy obvious questions by the Scottish mainstream media as the comedy club continues to keep us all entertained…

A theRangers fan wearing a mask holds up a sign outside Ibrox stadium before the extraordinary general meeting on March 6, 2015. Shareholder Dave King is believed to have more than enough votes to secure the simple majority required to have his five resolutions passed to take control of the club. (Photo by Jeff J Mitchell/Getty Images)

Dave King the disgraced South African based businessman, once labelled a glib and shameless liar by a judge in a court of law, has said he’s interested in returning to theRangers as chairman.

King is apparently their largest shareholder and reckons he’s the man to stop Celtic becoming the most successful club in the world, the fictitious and entirely inaccurate accolade that they invented for themselves that they are scheduled to lose to Celtic this season if the Hoops win more silverware than theRangers.

That of course is if you ignore that theRangers has only ever won three major trophies, the rest being won by the now deceased former club that died in disgrace owning Her Majesty and other creditors around £80m. So you have to combine the trophies won be both Ibrox clubs to make the comparison with Celtic and if you do that then you’ll see that both are on 118.

Dave King looks on during the Scottish Championship match between Hibernian and theRangers at Easter Road on April 20, 2016 (Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty images)

King was on talkSPORT earlier today talking about this nonsense. “My fear, longer term as a fan, isn’t about stopping 10-in-a-row, which was my previous target. One thing we do hang onto is we are still the most successful club in the world, and if we slip too long we might lose that. There is a level of urgency, this season is slipping. It will be very challenging with European games coming up and (the)Rangers could be in a very difficult place by October,” King said.

King who famously quoted the ‘fold like a pack of cards’ in regards to our own club a few years back also said he has several investors from around the globe interested in pumping their cash into the Ibrox club.

Dave King, Rangers Chairman, reads out a message to theRangers Fans before the UEFA Europa League first qualifying round match between theRangers and Progres Niederkorn at the Ibrox Stadium on June 29, 2017. (Photo by Steve Welsh/Getty Images)

The Scottish media have of course lapped all this fabrication up and allowed themselves and deluded bears to dream big once again. They’ve failed to asked the obvious questions. For instance “ the club are in serious financial distress, why would any serious business mind want to invest their hard earned cash on a business that leaks it on a regular basis?”

Or what about, “With the new FFP rules no amount of investment would make any difference in the case the product on the park?”

No the SMSM of course lapped it all up and took the glib and shameless one’s word for it as they continue to lick their wounds as the realisation hits home that theRangers are destined to remain simply second best.

15th September 2024 Tannadice Park, Dundee, Scottish Premiership l Dundee United versus theRangers.  theRangers fans pyrotechnics. Photo David Young

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There is no rich Arab, Chinese, American or anyone other individual from any part of the globe daft enough to come in to rescue the Ibrox club. They have been receiving investment since Founding Father Charles Green’s days back in 2012 and despite tens of millions being poured in they are still a mess. Their Chairman John Bennett resigned at the weekend due to poor health, undoubtedly caused by the pressure of trying to run the new club where he has already invested £10m of his own money.

The glib and shameless one has once again taken them all in.

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1 Comment

  1. Hopefully the scum do bring back the cross eyed hun scum eejit to the shithole?
    How many millions has he already cost the scum in lost court cases already?
    Been trying to sell his confetti for years, and still hasn’t found a dope to buy them, and the eejit reckons he can bring in investment?
    More likely, the cross eyed glib, would rather try to pick the carcass of whatever left of the scum, before they go into administration, then liquidated yet again?

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