Okay, here’s to YOU for reading match reviews and your appreciation and comments through the nightmare of the past season. May it be confined to a dungeon deep in our memories.
I’ll do as ever and let some levity guide the following ‘comical’ dissection of the season. Wasn’t easy trying to lever in some humour across the grim landscape of season 20/21, but in the end many things occurred to near and dear that transcend the efforts of highly-paid impostors trashing your club’s historical achievements.
Yes, some things are more important than the football; like THIS slice of fecking insanity; let them ALL read it; let them squirm.
Remember – each review opens as a 1000×500 jpg you can download, keep, send, print, set fire to.
Right, let the madness have the stage…
Sandman
Thank you for everything you did this season sandman. Hail Hail
You were too generous to some of the lazy , heartless shits . Who took their wages and gave nothing in return . They were so committed that the Celtic women’s team has more balls than the whole lot of them . Where the Fuck did we get them ? Klimala , Ijety , Duffy, Kenny , Bolling Boli , Christie , Griffiths etc. you would have thought that the Huns had planted an ” Agent Provocateur “, into the Celtic midst to create chaos and disharmony .
Then we learned the real reason :- Lennon and his backroom staff knew , ” Fuck-all “, about football . The same system no matter who we played :- Goalkeepers who were scared of the ball , Defenders who couldn’t keep weans out of a close , Mid-fielders who couldn’t or were too lazy to tackle and who thought they were playing a , ” Bounce-game “. and strikers who couldn’t buy a goal .
Yes , Sandman you were too kind by far —- What legacy for this lot (including the Board , most of all) to tell to their grandchildren . Sorry I’m contradicting myself —–None them have any BALLS -so they won’t have grandchildren !!!!!