Unmissable! Sandman’s Graphically Explicit Review of Celtic’s Season – He misses none of them!

Okay, here’s to YOU for reading match reviews and your appreciation and comments through the nightmare of the past season. May it be confined to a dungeon deep in our memories.

I’ll do as ever and let some levity guide the following ‘comical’ dissection of the season. Wasn’t easy trying to lever in some humour across the grim landscape of season 20/21, but in the end many things occurred to near and dear that transcend the efforts of highly-paid impostors trashing your club’s historical achievements.

Yes, some things are more important than the football; like THIS slice of fecking insanity; let them ALL read it; let them squirm.

Remember – each review opens as a 1000×500 jpg you can download, keep, send, print, set fire to.

Right, let the madness have the stage…

Sandman

SANDMAN’S GRAPHICALLY EXPLICIT REVIEW OF THE SEASON…Scott Bain – 5.5/10

SANDMAN’S GRAPHICALLY EXPLICIT REVIEW OF THE SEASON…Vasilis Barkas – 3/10

SANDMAN’S GRAPHICALLY EXPLICIT REVIEW OF THE SEASON…Boli Bolingoli – 0/10

SANDMAN’S GRAPHICALLY EXPLICIT REVIEW OF THE SEASON…Diego Laxalt – 4/10

SANDMAN’S GRAPHICALLY EXPLICIT REVIEW OF THE SEASON…Shane Duffy – 1/10

SANDMAN’S GRAPHICALLY EXPLICIT REVIEW OF THE SEASON…Greg Taylor – 5.5/10

SANDMAN’S GRAPHICALLY EXPLICIT REVIEW OF THE SEASON…Nir Bitton – 4/10

SANDMAN’S GRAPHICALLY EXPLICIT REVIEW OF THE SEASON…Hatem Elhamed – 2/10

SANDMAN’S GRAPHICALLY EXPLICIT REVIEW OF THE SEASON…Jonjoe Kenny – 3/10

SANDMAN’S GRAPHICALLY EXPLICIT REVIEW OF THE SEASON…Christopher Jullien – N/A

SANDMAN’S GRAPHICALLY EXPLICIT REVIEW OF THE SEASON…Jeremie Frimpong – 2/10

SANDMAN’S GRAPHICALLY EXPLICIT REVIEW OF THE SEASON…Stephen Welsh – 6/10

SANDMAN’S GRAPHICALLY EXPLICIT REVIEW OF THE SEASON…Scott Brown (Captain) – 5.5/10

SANDMAN’S GRAPHICALLY EXPLICIT REVIEW OF THE SEASON…Callum McGregor – 6/10

SANDMAN’S GRAPHICALLY EXPLICIT REVIEW OF THE SEASON…Ryan Christie – 3.5/10

SANDMAN’S GRAPHICALLY EXPLICIT REVIEW OF THE SEASON…David Turnbull – 6/10

SANDMAN’S GRAPHICALLY EXPLICIT REVIEW OF THE SEASON…Tom Rogic – N/A

SANDMAN’S GRAPHICALLY EXPLICIT REVIEW OF THE SEASON…Olivier Ntcham – 0/10

SANDMAN’S GRAPHICALLY EXPLICIT REVIEW OF THE SEASON…Moi Elyounoussi – 4/10

SANDMAN’S GRAPHICALLY EXPLICIT REVIEW OF THE SEASON…Odsonne Edouard – 6/10

SANDMAN’S GRAPHICALLY EXPLICIT REVIEW OF THE SEASON…Leigh Griffiths – 1/10

SANDMAN’S GRAPHICALLY EXPLICIT REVIEW OF THE SEASON…James Forrest – N/A

SANDMAN’S GRAPHICALLY EXPLICIT REVIEW OF THE SEASON…Ismaila Soro – 5.5/10

SANDMAN’S GRAPHICALLY EXPLICIT REVIEW OF THE SEASON…Albian Ajeti – 2/10

SANDMAN’S GRAPHICALLY EXPLICIT REVIEW OF THE SEASON…Kristoffer Ajer – 6.5 (Sandman’s Player of the Year)

SANDMAN’S GRAPHICALLY EXPLICIT REVIEW OF THE SEASON…Neil Lennon (Manager) – 0/10

SANDMAN’S GRAPHICALLY EXPLICIT REVIEW OF THE SEASON…John Kennedy (Assistant then Interim Manager) – 3/10

SANDMAN’S GRAPHICALLY EXPLICIT REVIEW OF THE SEASON…Peter Lawwell (CEO) – 0/10

SANDMAN’S GRAPHICALLY EXPLICIT REVIEW OF THE SEASON…The Celtic Board – 0/10

SANDMAN’S GRAPHICALLY EXPLICIT REVIEW OF THE SEASON…Overall – 0/10

SANDMAN’S GRAPHICALLY EXPLICIT REVIEW OF THE SEASON…TheRangers – 1/55

To read Sandman’s graphically enhanced opinion on theRangers head over to Celtic Noise 

Devastatingly accurate Sandman.You have my vote for a seat on the board.We all saw it unfold,burn and crash and our board sat by and watched.They gave them exactly what they wanted.Hang your heads in shame Dermot and your hirelings.A billionaire quite happy to sit back and watch evil triumph.We will come back but please not with this board.HH. (Croppybhoy)