
Cameron Carter-Vickers of Celtic reacts after Referee Don Robertson showed him a yellow card for a challenge on Kieran Bowie of Hibernian. Celtic v Hibernian, Scottish Premiership, Celtic Park, 27 September 2025. Photo Stuart Wallace IMAGO Shutterstock
GET CARTER – 7/10 – Tackle of the season. Textbook-perfect slide, feet on the ground, cleaning out ball and man. Penalised. Booked. Get lost. Like his defensive counterpart, the big mhan got a good workout against the polarised cultural icons. Kept him occupied and alert for the 90, which is a tune-up bonus for the coming matches.

Celtic captain Callum McGregor looks frustrated at full-time. Final score Celtic 0 Hibernian 0. Celtic v Hibernian, Scottish Premiership, Celtic Park, 27 September 2025. Photo Stuart Wallace IMAGO Shutterstock
CALMAC – 7/10 – Calmac the way he was meant to be – henchmen around him, not invisible. Allowed the skipper to rotate the ball sharply, probe excessively, and wonder like the rest of us how Hibs survived.
THE TERMINATOR – 6.5/10 – As above – facilitates his captain’s best game. It’s about Engel’s positional play, Playstation FIFA-generation chumps, not his nerdy stats or X flaming G or YMCA or whatever else perks their peenies. Simply this – compliment the dictator with an able and capable vizier and we’ll dominate. Oh, and how Arne didn’t nail the winner with that eight-yard stab is known only to the secret society of flukey goalies.
HIGHLAND TOFFEE – 6/10 – Luke at that starting eleven! It IS Luke! And he did alright; certainly more involved than we’ve seen Reo this season, appearing confident and guileful. Just faded second 45 when we could really have done with his can-opening feet.
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