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Here we go again. We’re at the end of the road again…Sandman’s Definitive Graphically Explicit Review of the Season.Too much madness for one article so it’s…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CHAMPIONS v BEALDERMORT’S MINIONS… “Hahahahahahahahhahahaaaa…” – Me. https://youtu.be/cPR2n3jO4YQ?si=K_zs1e8Dt4HuDsxV ROXIE – 7/10 – And so it goes. And so Joe goes. Out a winner…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CHAMPIONS v SINNERS “Blood, sweat, and respect. First two you give, last one you earn,” The Rock. (Yeah, unbelievably.) https://youtu.be/ICDECnW8CLg?si=XByGsBygwXiCn48i ROXIE – 10/10…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ AYRSHIRE FAVELA… “Champions are made from something they have deep inside of them – a desire, a dream, a vision.” -…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v THE HARKONNENS.. “They puts the lotion on their skins or else they get the hose again.” – Buffalo Phil, ‘Silence Of…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v CLEMENTINE’S FLUFFERS ‘Vorfreude’ – {n.} The joyful, intense anticipation that comes from imagining future pleasures. https://youtu.be/KJuC0PvK3lI?si=-XEQU2kb85IchhgR ROXIE – 8/10 – Now…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ THE CITY OF DISCO. VERY DISCO… “The only thing I’m addicted to right now, is winning.” – Charlie Sheen. ROXIE -…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v SHEPHERDLESS FLOCK… “The visions are clear now – I see possible futures all at once. Our enemies are all around us,…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v ST.MADMEN… “Five to win, baby Win all five And no Zombies here get out alive.” – Jim Morrison, The Doors, ‘Five…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ GIEDI PRIME… “Pay attention to your enemies. For they are first to discover your mistakes.” – Antisthenes https://youtu.be/XXEnpEkbuYA?si=F36safstIxOnGiG2 ROXIE – 7/10…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ THE BABYLON CLUB… “The blind cannot see. The MIBs will not see.” – Russian proverb. ROXIE – 5.5/10 – A return…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v ST.ALISTAIR RIGHTBACK… “Yes, Saint Patrick is most famed for the legend of him keeping the snakes out of Ireland. Much like…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v THE MARTINDALE CARTEL… “Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible.”…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v DUNDEER MIFFLIN… “Champions keep playing until they get it right.” – Billie Jean king. A good gi…bl…le…erm… https://youtu.be/VcpYFDFQdkE?si=-n3Az5IYaobJ8HuJ ROXIE – 6.5/10…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ SHAGGEDYER… “They think it’s all over. It isn’t now! Stupid Zombies…” Kenneth Wolstenholme ROXIE – 7.5/10 – Joe the magnificent. But…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v KILLMENOW… “There is no suspense in inevitability” – Damon Lindelof 😲 Kilmarnock shocked Celtic by netting a 𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲 equaliser to move…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ GOMORRAH… “Whoever enters an athletic competition wins the prize only when playing by the rules. That’s the Zombies oot, then.” -…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ BEGBIE’S BOUDOIR… “Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a flaming big television, choose Kyogo, Holm,…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ WOOLY-BULLY “Contradict myself? I don’t contradict myself. Yes, I do, I really do. Beautifully. Or not,”Buck Rodgers ROXIE – 7/10 MOTM…
Two years ago today Celtic beat the Rangers to go top, we’ve remained there ever since… Two years ago today we took to the field in…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v ROSSTAFARIAN COUNTY, MAN… “Ye ugly, creepan, blastet wonner, Detested, shunn’d, by saunt an’ sinner, How daur ye set your fit upon…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v JESUS JUICE… ‘When the tempest rages, In the rock of ages I will safely hide; Though the earth be shaking, And…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ MOGADISHU… 🍀 Celtic head into the winter break eight points clear at the top as they beat St Mirren 3-0 ⬇️…
This city is green and white, don’t you forget it… So theRangers ultras the Onion Bears spent the early hours of Saturday morning dubbing bridges in…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v BAPHOMETS’ BAR STEWARDS… ROXIE – 7.5/10 – Big Joe! You know – the tasteless flavour of the month(s) with his vocal…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ DUNDEELIVERANCE… Boxing Day Unique Angle 🚨 👌 Bernardo’s first Celtic goal 2️⃣ MJ at the double#CelticTV’s Unique Angle from Dens as…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v DAVY ESCOBAR’S SELECT… “Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v SATAN’S CONCUBINES… “We at the Seville Municipal Sewage And Sanitation Department are proud to state that we maintained water levels in…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v FIRE-A-NERD… “Mere improvement is not redemption, though redemption always improves people” – C.S Lewis ROXIE – 8/10 – The Big Mhan…