SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ STAGGERED…
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After keeping a European clean sheet, Celtic goalkeeper Viljami Sinisalo discusses his chances of keeping his shirt.
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VINDALOO – 7.5/10 – Big game, big test… Big goalie. Matches like these define your Celtic career, and the number one shirt will – and should – be deservedly his after the summer. If not before, dependant on Kasper’s decline/injury situation. Getting frazzled in a German cauldron by a top Bundesliga side is the most unforgiving acid test any young keeper could go through. Vinny came out of this one having displayed a plethora of goalkeeping attributes with decent saves across the board. Most impressive for me was his focussed calm, and sharpness. Keeper’s a keeper.

MELLOW YELLOW – 7/10 – A roustabout with one of the best wide-men in the Bundesliga – and he came out smiling. Showed he was right up for the jousting, refused to be rinsed, kept coming back for more to the frustration of his opponent. Handicapped by a yellow for trying to swap jerseys too early, but maintained his
composure until hooked.

SCRATCHY – 7/10 – With the Mexican cartels running riot, there must have been a level of nostalgia burning within our diminutive Uruguayan hitman. He’s certainly all-action and up for the conflict, which was a necessity against relentless attacks, but does also seen to possess fine timing for the knife-edge moments when a toe or touch is the difference between defiance or disaster. Fine game.

GREAT – 7/10 – ‘KISSED’ was the game-plan acronym – Keep It Simple, Stupid, Especially Dane. And the kid did. For once he maintained his intensity for the 90 minutes. No daft or hapless incidents; quite the opposite as his intuition and commitment produced the goal-saving block of the night, just yards out. A massive confidence-boosting and priceless experience night for the bhoy.

CRUSTY THE CLOWN – 7.5/10 – Solid and masterful defending from the recently-maligned and mercilessly victimised (by treacherous MIBs), big Yank. With his young sidekick needing a bit of prompting, the big bhoy had his hands full, more so as when Stuttgart piled forward they pushed two men down the middle. But Austin took control of the situation, kept pushing the line high, forcing them to make decisions, alter runs. He kept good command of our final third until the last fifteen, when their quality overwhelmed our tiring legs, but even then his battling nature deep in the box kept them out. He’ll be a miss, Sunday, on this sort of form. And the devious MIBs knew it…
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Same again Sunday please.
Hail Hail.