Sandman’s Definitive Ratings – Celtic v Tangerine Dream

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NEGAN – 6.5/10 – Another benefactor of motivational words applied surgically – not in the starting eleven but keen as a Royal on Epstein Island to get involved when he was let loose. Fine finish out of his feet to maintain the goalscoring knack, hungry for more and to impress. Expect that’s earned him a midweek start.

JAMESY – N/A – The legend, recovered from his New Year first-‘nearly-a-foot- they-say’-ing, graces us with his presence and tries his best to score again. But he was spent. No wonder.

MELLOW YELLOW – N/A – Kid will now play a big part in backing-up the title push; and we’ll be better for his useful appearances.

KENNY JOHNNY – 6/10 – After a month or so wandering around like an abandoned greyhound with brain damage from banging his heid against trap gates, the right trainer returned with soothing words to focus his movement. And flashes of the surprisingly useful JK of autumn had us chin-stroking once more. Perhaps he’ll give us something after all…

HIGHLAND TOFFEE – N/A – Luke, there’s Luke the main mooth of the dressing room who finally tipped the Nancy Bhoy ship right over. Let’s see his boots do the talking now.

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