Daizen Maeda – St Mirren v Celtic, 23 November 2025. Photo Vagelis Georgariou
LORD KATSUMOTO – 5.5/10 – Didn’t like the smell down his right wing first half, but central after the break meant the locals’ ripeness was of no concern and we had a bustling, physical presence that noised-up their rugged titans at the back. Always handy to throw Daizen in there to start a fight.
Sebastian Tounekti – St Mirren v Celtic, 23 November 2025. Photo Vagelis Georgariou
TUTANKHAMUN – 4/10 – Mikey? Mikey, that you? If he doesn’t produce something on a different level soon, Scooby Doo and those pesky kids are going to roll up in the Mystery Machine and rip that mask off.
Johnny Kenny – St Mirren v Celtic, 23 November 2025. Photo Vagelis Georgariou
KENNY JOHNNY – 3/10 – He’s hot, he’s cold, he’s looks young, he looks old…Another of those fruitless-enterprise nights for JK in which he can’t get anything to run for him and the team isn’t functioning well enough to make life easier. Given that he’s not built enough to take on their battle-giants on a physical level, he ended up getting
thrown around like Paisley Museum’s most precious artefact from the old town’s past (the Eighties is as far back as the drug haze allows memories) – a used Fiesta Readers’ Wives Special.
