SUBS –
Yang – St Mirren v Celtic, 23 November 2025. Photo Vagelis Georgariou
YING – 5.5/10 – Prepared to compete with enthusiasm based on the premise that Birmingham cannot be remotely as bad as Paisley (he’s in for a shock…) our Korean conundrum did actually manage to bring more direct positivity to the attack.
Benjamin Nygren – St Mirren v Celtic, 23 November 2025. Photo Vagelis Georgariou
NEGAN – N/A – Stealing big Paulo’s minutes. Again.
Luke McCowan – St Mirren v Celtic, 23 November 2025. Photo Vagelis Georgariou
HIGHLAND TOFFEE – 4/10 – Luke ffs, it doesn’t Luke like Luke’s a winger, Martin, does it? And despite the positional handicap, Luke also appeared to have forgotten how to kick his own arse every time he got some possession.
Colby Donovan in the celebrations as Callum McGregor scores a last minute winner. St Mirren v Celtic, 23 November 2025. Photo Vagelis Georgariou
MELLOW YELLOW – N/A – Worryingly introduced in time for celebratory carnage at the winner, carrying a nasty-looking herpes blister on the lip from some trollop he’d pounced on up the dancin’. Better not be spreading that around the Bhoys. “It’s just a cold sore, honest.” Ayyyeeee….
Dane Murray – St Mirren v Celtic, 23 November 2025. Photo Vagelis Georgariou
GREAT – N/A – Lucky bhoy gets a third chance under a third manager and nearly makes a mess of this one too. Mercifully, his slip was recovered.
