Don’t miss Sandman’s Graphically Explicit Review of Season 2021/22

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Roll up, roll up… Grande Finale at the asylum.

Thank YOU for indulging the season’s shenanigan’s every week. I realised I’ve seen every kick of every competitive ball in this pursuit of psychosis and rattled off stream-of-consciousness summaries.

So, to complete the treatment as any good shrink would have it, here’s a now annual colourful compendium of alliterated analysis to wrap up the latest frenzy of Fabianism (or another similarly sounding ism we’re note allowed to use).

Enjoy, if ye can – and remember to CLICK on each review to get the FULL 1000×500 jpeg screen-filler effect.

QUESTION: Sandman – what does ‘MOS’ tagged on the end of each review stand for?
Answer – ‘Moment Of Season’. anacronym. The highlight moment, imo.

QUESTION: Sandman – what does ‘imo’ above stand for?
Answer – oh, fuc…

Remember, these are definitive ratings: everything else ever written, declared or opined by pompous wannabees is invalid as of this moment. Nae luck. Sandman rules OK, says the graffiti on the wall…

Now…

JOE HART AKA ROXIE – 8/10

 

GREG TAYLOR AKA GREGG’S THE BAKER – 7.5/10

 

CARL STARFELT AKA STAR LORD – 7/10 

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About Author

The Celtic Star founder and editor, who has edited numerous Celtic books over the past decade or so including several from Lisbon Lions, Willie Wallace, Tommy Gemmell and Jim Craig. Earliest Celtic memories include a win over East Fife at Celtic Park and the 4-1 League Cup loss to Partick Thistle as a 6 year old. Best game? Easy 4-2, 1979 when Ten Men Won the League. Email editor@thecelticstar.co.uk

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