Celtic Manager Brendan Rodgers during the Scottish Premiership match between Celtic FC and Motherwell FC at Celtic Park, on 5th October 2025. Photo Mark Runnacles IMAGO/Shutterstock
THE NOTAPRODDYGAL – 6.5/10 – Some say he’s a lucky manager. I say he’s a flaming lucky manager. Crushed the songbird kid’s confidence on Thursday, buried it today by leaving him on his XBox. Hooked the goalscoring striker and won’t play the other strikers we’ve got waiting and hungry to impress, for… Reasons. Threw Daizen down the middle in a ploy that hasn’t worked all season, as we fell into a chuck-it-at-them-and-see-if-it-sticks show, but came up smelling of Gucci Essence Pour Homme.
I’m not buying the optics and the platitudes and the ‘elite’ analysis – he got away with one as much as CIA sharpshooter Never-Fail-Freddy, stood on a grassy knoll in Dallas in 1963 with a smoking gun amid chaos, saying to approaching cops: “Might’ve been that fella hingin’ oot the book repository windae…”
MIBBERY – 6/10 – Bit of a choker there, eh? Cream-yer-kecks moment for the VAR pen; a clip which they’d uploaded to porn hub within seconds of it being scored, categorised under ‘Goatworriers Delight’ Few dodgy break-up fouls given and outrageous impediment of Celtic players ignored – Daizen on a breakaway; nothing to see there… But, ultimately, even with the begrudged extra seven minutes, we’d ruined their weekend within three. And Falkirk compounded that when they got into the dressing room. Har-de-har.
A banner held up in the crowd by Celtic fans during the Scottish Premiership match between Celtic FC and Motherwell FC at Celtic Park, on 5th October 2025. Photo by Mark Runnacles IMAGO/Shutterstock
OVERALL – 7/10 – That was a good day. Didn’t look like it for much of the overcast sabbath but the sun shone on the Hoops eventually. Not an easy proposition this new claret and vomit side; drilled, disciplined, with added athleticism to counter you and run the legs off your hussled midfield. We’d handled ‘Well quite well (one for punned-alliteration goofballs there…) but an air of threat hung around the organised way they move up the park. And it came to pass in a costly way, twice.
Luckily their goalkeeper is on fentanyl for nerves and contributed to our resurgence with a delightful slipped pass to Negan. After that, the momentum was with the Bhoys and you hoped it was going to be another late-show classic. Credit to The Hoops for the drama and the belief. Looks like we might have properly woken up to the fact we’re in a fight for our right to party.
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Danny McGrain, David Potter & Willie Fernie – what a combination!
Celtic in the Eighties by David Potter. Out now, order your copy at Celticstarbooks.com
Celtic in the Eighties and Willie Fernie – Putting on the Style both by David Potter. Photo The Celtic Star
Danny McGrain has signed the remaining batch of Celtic in the Eighties so hurry to get your signed book!
Ordering is simple, just place your order for Celtic in the Eighties at celticstarbooks.com/shop and we’ll do the rest, ensuring your copy is signed by Danny PLUS a complimentary Willie Fernie book dispatched by the next working day, whilst stocks last,.
Celtic 3-0 St Mirren, Scottish Premier League, Celtic Park, 15 May 1982.
Celtic captain Danny McGrain collects the championship trophy as Roy Aitken looks on. Photo The Celtic Wiki
Danny McGrain signing copies of Celtic in the Eighties by David Potter. Photo: Celtic Star Books
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Celtic in the Eighties by David Potter. Out now on Celtic Star Books. Click on image above to order.
