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JAMESY – 10/10 MOTM – How dare you! How dare you not have faith in The Prestwick Pele for THE money shot. How dare you not heed the testimony of thousands of broken-hearted lassies (and a few purring MILFs…). How dare you consider the possibility that The Flash would not score. Jamesy ALWAYS scores; it is written.

James Forrest of Celtic celebrates

James Forrest of Celtic celebrates after scoring l during the Scottish Premiership match between Celtic and St Mirren at Celtic Park on May 17, 2025. (Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images)

From the – ridiculously late – moment he took the park and re-energised a toiling Hoops power-bank, something was on the cards. It appeared that something might be the glory of his teammates as Jamesy’s directness created chance after chance for them. All spurned. But of course, in this life, some scripts are already written. Cometh the hour, cometh the top-stagger; Well, cometh the last kick in the last throes of the season.

James Forrest of Celtic celebrates

James Forrest of Celtic celebrates after scoring l during the Scottish Premiership match between Celtic and St Mirren at Celtic Park on May 17, 2025. (Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images)

‘Fancy it?’

Yes he did. The unreal sizzling finish gave us all an taste of how a night with Jamesy ends – edging us through his comeback games as the season ticked down, then slamming home for an explosive climax when it looked like he’d run out of steam. There wasn’t a dry eye – or seat – in the house. The drama took a twist or two but the good ghuy won out in the end and everyone got THE moment they really came for. Hail, hail Jamesy Forrest.

James Forrest of Celtic celebrates

James Forrest of Celtic celebrates after scoring l during the Scottish Premiership match between Celtic and St Mirren at Celtic Park on May 17, 2025. (Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images)

Just spare a thought for shocked glass collectors all over Prestwick tonight as tributes are made with Jamesy’s motto uppermost:

“Always fill yer empty pint glass…”

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About Author

The Celtic Star founder and editor David Faulds has edited numerous Celtic books over the past decade or so including several from Lisbon Lions, Willie Wallace, Tommy Gemmell and Jim Craig. Earliest Celtic memories include a win over East Fife at Celtic Park and the 4-1 League Cup loss to Partick Thistle as a 6 year old. Best game? Easy 4-2, 1979 when Ten Men Won the League. Email [email protected]

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  1. Picks the players, against the most “physical” team, gets additional injuries for next week… bad squad rotation.
    They were “organised and well drilled “…now wonder they get smelled in any Euro campaign…the opposite of football…dearie me !