SUBS –
KILLER MUSHROOM – 6.5/10 – On reflection, probably THE first choice. Did more in his late stint than Idah’s 70 minutes, close to scoring twice, a total flaming nuisance for their big defenders who struggled to keep tabs on him.
SAINT BERNARDO – N/A – Filled a space, dug around, eased the burden for his time on the park; all that was asked, done.
JAMESY – N/A – Confused by his remit – play right back for the last five. With AJ mortally wounded and trying his best to stay out the way, it fell upon Jamesy, dragged from the stands as he searched for mermaids to bang (“Goin tae Atlantis ur we, eh? Must be a few ay them Darryl Hannahs aboot – See that nudie erse bit in ‘Splash’, ooft…”). And he managed it well, to his credit. Though he’ll still be arriving home a bit gloomy with his empty fish tank.
HIGHLAND TOFFEE – N/A – See Paulo; likewise, an appearance to savour but also to keep the heid and shape and freshen up the overall energy as we toiled to see it out.
BRIAN DE – N/A – Lazy? Who said that? On he came, the worst we feared, but he threw himself into getting us over the line as much as the next man. Threw a couple of them about as well, surprisingly, and offered guileful feet as an escape option.
Yer a stingy bassa at the best of times, but go watch the game again. Idah was way better than a 5.5.