Sandman’s Definitive Ratings – Celtic v Cthulhu’s Spawn

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Celtic manager Brendan Rodgers

Celtic manager Brendan Rodgers arrives prior to the Scottish Premiership match between Celtic and Hearts at Celtic Park on March 29, 2025. (Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images)

THE NOTAPRODDYGAL – 7.5/10 – Either BR’s not had a shower for a couple of weeks or there’s a nuclear-powered sunbed going on ebay tonight. Fined by the freaks at UEFA for not boiling the half-time kettle in Munich quickly enough – stupid German 2-pin plug points he couldn’t work out – and pilloried by many for the derby disaster, it’s not been a good week or two for the spray-tan Stein.

Debate over his selection this afternoon might have been chaotic had he not done exactly what the fanbase has been speculating on and rewarded the good performers with retention, brought the skipper back in to show the way,  and kept faith with those who’ve been consistent all season, expecting they’d show the derby to be a brief aberration. It all worked out nicely after a ropey start had the stands grumbling. Now he can relax and anticipate a sunny few weeks as the title hoves into view. Not that he’ll need any more sun…

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About Author

The Celtic Star founder and editor David Faulds has edited numerous Celtic books over the past decade or so including several from Lisbon Lions, Willie Wallace, Tommy Gemmell and Jim Craig. Earliest Celtic memories include a win over East Fife at Celtic Park and the 4-1 League Cup loss to Partick Thistle as a 6 year old. Best game? Easy 4-2, 1979 when Ten Men Won the League. Email [email protected]

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