Sandman’s Definitive Ratings – Celtic v Ice Station Zebra

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Brendan Rodgers

Brendan Rodgers. Ross County v Celtic in Dingwall. Photo Vagelis Georgariou

THE NOTAPRODDYGAL – 7.5/10 – ‘I’m dropping Greggs today because they’re too damn close to me in that wee ground.’ So singing controversy was canned, formation altered, accommodation made, and we started with two strikers for the first time since Jackie Dziekanowski was caught playing with a pair he wasn’t married to. And, ultimately, it all worked out once more – his system held against the chill, and produced more shots on target than we’ve seen recently. Maybe this mad attacking insanity will be a regular sleight of hand to flummox opponents?

Referee Matthew MacDermid

Referee Matthew MacDermid with Callum McGregor. Ross County v Celtic in Dingwall. Photo Vagelis Georgariou

MIBBERY – 5/10 – ‘The screen’s frozen. Just say it wisnae a pen…’But the shiny schoolboy in charge wasn’t having it from the Boolin’ club VAR gimps and after an overnight stay in the local hostelry we got what the challenge merited. Only justice, after the when-is-a-trip-not-a-trip? Reo incident first-half and their ‘coming together’ cheap pen. Thankfully it all ended as it had begun for the MIBs – colder than cold and minus 18 to contend with on the long trek back to civilisation.

Celtic celebrations

Celtic celebrations. Ross County v Celtic in Dingwall. Photo Vagelis Georgariou

OVERALL – 8/10 – Another late, late show in Dingwall – the now almost customary Thai-massage happy ending for our trips to the edge of the known world. This would have been a frustrating one given the chances we’d created up until the breakthrough moment on 81: some scintillating moves – excluding the first goal – not bearing fruit and an opposition keeper having a blinder. But it seems made for Hooped drama up there and this finale can be added to the canon of climatic Dingwall thrills as another joyful belter.

Ross County v Celtic

Ross County v Celtic in Dingwall. Photo Vagelis Georgariou

The pitch started off resembling a thawing ice rink and ended with the admiration of the local Mammoth farmers as it finally cut and bobbled and chopped up under the strain of weather and studs. The temperature held somewhere just above freezing the baws off a Sabre-Toothed tiger so it was up to the players to raise it with some cockle-warming (steady Jamesy) football. We got it as the Hoops brought the heat to bear on the stoic local tribesmen, and after a thrills-and-spills final spell they sent everyone down the road happy to be feeling 18 once more…

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Sandman

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About Author

The Celtic Star founder and editor David Faulds has edited numerous Celtic books over the past decade or so including several from Lisbon Lions, Willie Wallace, Tommy Gemmell and Jim Craig. Earliest Celtic memories include a win over East Fife at Celtic Park and the 4-1 League Cup loss to Partick Thistle as a 6 year old. Best game? Easy 4-2, 1979 when Ten Men Won the League. Email [email protected]

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  1. Agree with you about Engles; he’s a bit gallus but you can see he will keep improving. Having Brendan at the helm, young players will want to come here to improve. The future is bright ‘cos it’s Green & White.