Sandman’s Definitive Ratings – Celtic v Ice Station Zebra

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SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ ICE STATION ZEBRA..

“It is never too late to be what you might have been.” – George Elliot

Celtic huddle in Dingwall
Celtic huddle in Dingwall. Ross County v Celtic in Dingwall. Photo Vagelis Georgariou
Kasper Schmeichel
Kasper Schmeichel. Ross County v Celtic in Dingwall. Photo Vagelis Georgariou

THE FRIENDLY GHOST – 6/10 – Just another Danish summer’s day for the finest goalie in the Schmeichel family, just ahead of his Mum. Cool as the temperature with the ball at his feet – certainly knows how to play a pass under pressure or to instigate a counter. No chance with their pen, although I was surprised he didn’t go the same way (low left) as he did in the cup final to foil that grotesque imp.

Alex Valle
Alex Valle. Ross County v Celtic in Dingwall. Photo Vagelis Georgariou

UNCANNY – 6.5/10 – The coldest place he’s ever been to in his young life; watched the Game Of Thrones episodes set beyond the Ice Wall for research and therefore probably wasn’t too surprised. But this sunshine kid is all about football and he remained as busy as the baker he replaced through the match, only denied a goal by a wonderful save.

Alistair Johnston
Alistair Johnston. Ross County v Celtic in Dingwall. Photo Vagelis Georgariou

WAYNE GRETZKY – 6.5/10 – Gloves, ya jessie! Canadian citizenship now in jeopardy as AJ embarrasses the nation by wearing what they refer to as  ‘girls hand shoes’ in virtually tropical conditions. Further shame precipitated by conceding their penalty after dozing on the wrong side. But…All forgiven through the atonement of superb delivery for Kyogo to give us the lead, and almost scored himself with a deft back-heel (#1) among a relentless host of invigorating bursts down the wing and troubling balls in.

Cameron Carter-Vickers
Cameron Carter-Vickers. Ross County v Celtic in Dingwall. Photo Vagelis Georgariou

GET CARTER – 7/10 – Another level of leadership from the big unit. Saw a lot of the ball, tidy with his use and positional sense spot on to repel their aerial assault when required. Meant they got no change out of direct balls; can’t recall a knock-on that caused trouble coming off any of his smart challenges.

Auston Trusty
Auston Trusty. Ross County v Celtic in Dingwall. Photo Vagelis Georgariou

CRUSTY THE CLOWN – 6/10 – A bit ropey early, gifting their best chance of the opening 45, through unsure footing. However, he’s got the mindset to dispel doubts and once settled, it was all positive defensive work and plenty of midfield effort as well to help build up our pressure.

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About Author

The Celtic Star founder and editor David Faulds has edited numerous Celtic books over the past decade or so including several from Lisbon Lions, Willie Wallace, Tommy Gemmell and Jim Craig. Earliest Celtic memories include a win over East Fife at Celtic Park and the 4-1 League Cup loss to Partick Thistle as a 6 year old. Best game? Easy 4-2, 1979 when Ten Men Won the League. Email editor@thecelticstar.co.uk

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  1. Agree with you about Engles; he’s a bit gallus but you can see he will keep improving. Having Brendan at the helm, young players will want to come here to improve. The future is bright ‘cos it’s Green & White.

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