SUBS –
Jota of Celtic looks on from the substitutes bench prior to the Scottish Cup match between Celtic FC and Raith Rovers FC at Celtic Park on February 08, 2025. (Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images)
NOTEBOOK – N/A – Haircut by Arkham Asylum Barbers, swished on for a jolly, and promptly displayed the worst touch since Emperor Barron Trump pressed the nuclear launch button in 2076.
*apologies for spoilers from the future. Do not be alarmed; you’ll be deid, anyway.
KENNY JOHNNY – N/A – Tore around for a while after almost scoring with his first touch.
HAKUNA HATATE – 6/10 – Rather miffed at having his Saturday sake session interrupted early, Reo cruised but did nothing too spectacular bar the odd adventurous ball.
Arne Engels of Celtic is seen prior to the Celtic FC v Raith Rovers FC – Scottish Cup match at Celtic Park on February 08, 2025. (Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images)
THE TERMINATOR – N/A – Another in tuning mode for midweek, pinged a couple of nice passes and Sebo-ed one into the Jock Stein for yuks.
APOLLO CREED – N/A – Back for another round! Why do we not see this rock enough? Because he’s not you-know-who’s purchase? Play him more. Let’s judge him fairly. Can’t recall him putting a foot wrong when called upon; certainly his one-on-one recovery block tonight showed he’s got the right qualities.
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Ralston sprayed out a suicidal poor concentration loose pass as he does at least once in every game that a better team would have scored from. He can cross but his defending is poor. No metion of that in your wee pet favourites ratings. You were prbably too pissed to notice
PS your stuff is no longer funny. Tired. Give up.
Thanks for playing, Brian. Enjoy the Queens Park game.
Maeda now looking and playing like an international certain starter for us should. It’s only taken, what? 3 or 4 years for his final ball & delivery no tae be embarrassing, but long may it continue.
None of us want oor players tae play shit, but some of us will say it when it happens. It’s just telling the truth! No agenda. Not a fan of the noisy neighbours. Just someone who played the game at a decent level & knows what I’m talking about. As opposed to just seeing a heidless chicken runnin abbot daft & praisin him for that! THAT is muppet behaviour!
But, right now i’m lovin this new improved Maeda that can cross & shoot like an international player should. BR def been workin on his final ball more than Ange ever did. I’ll hold my hands up & say, i’m startin tae actually like this new & improved Maeda. Great tae see!
Remember though there’s still fans that think Barkas deserved more time & was hard done by.
If Maeda plays well, i’ll say it! If he doesn’t: same. Cannae be honest these dats though, eh? smfh
If you played the game at a decent level then you should be well aware of the value of the guy in your team with the best engine.
You’ve slaughtered Maeda constantly, had distain for the praise heaped on him but he’s first and foremost a PLAYERS’ player – that graft you mock is uttely invaluable BEYOND your ‘decent’ level: at the top where time is the most precious commodity; his mad shuttling buys us time and cuts opposition time. Our players love that.
That was always his greatest value and why Japan play him in World Cups.. As will be missed v Bayern.
The fact his final ball has been woeful at times but now is beginning to show some quality is and always will be, the bonus when it comes to Daizen.
Dat is funny, don’t give up but give out.