Sandman’s Definitive Ratings – Celtic v Stoned-Apis

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Celtic Chief Executive Michael Nicholson sits in the directors box with Celtic s Chief Financial Officer Christopher McKay to his right. Celtic v Hibernian, Scottish Premiership, Celtic Park, 27 September 2025. Photo Stuart Wallace IMAGO Shutterstock

OVERALL – 7/10 – It’s not like this was a shambles. It was, indeed, quite a sharp and exciting performance for the majority of the game. The ball was shifted at pace, the tempo maintained; there was invention and movement and rotation and understanding on a level that reflected good Lennoxtown work. Hibs got pummelled and knocked about the ring. They spent more time on the ropes than the high-command at Nuremberg Prison. Yet they escaped a knockout blow. Why?

For the past few seasons we’d shrug it off as bad luck and their good fortune. This season? Kairat twice, the Zombies (embarrassing) and now Hibs. Big fat zeroes. At least in this one we created the moments, but still seemingly lack the players who’ll convert them.

Johnny Kenny of Celtic

Johnny Kenny of Celtic heads at goal Celtic v Hibernian, Scottish Premiership, Football, Celtic Park, 27 September 2025. Photo Stuart Wallace IMAGO/Shutterstock

Daizen bailed us out last season but he’s more concerned with bailing himself out this time round. Kyogo was alienated and let go without replacing. The big-money Brodge bhoy is now chasing Swans with other immigrants, the latest Japanese poacher isn’t allowed to play because Brendan didn’t sign him, Kenny Johnny thinks he’s allowed to play but every time he gets on the park the ref blows the final whistle, and our young English Prem prodigy seems to be considered too young for the Scottish Prem even though the breakthrough right-back’s
younger than him…

Just…Whit?

My  head hurts. Anybody fancy a game of 3-Card Braga?

See you Thursday dinner time…

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About Author

The Celtic Star founder and editor David Faulds has edited numerous Celtic books over the past decade or so including several from Lisbon Lions, Willie Wallace, Tommy Gemmell and Jim Craig. Earliest Celtic memories include a win over East Fife at Celtic Park and the 4-1 League Cup loss to Partick Thistle as a 6 year old. Best game? Easy 4-2, 1979 when Ten Men Won the League. Email [email protected]

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