Sandman’s Definitive Ratings – Celtic v Uterus

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Kelechi Iheanacho of Celtic arrives at the stadium

Kelechi Iheanacho of Celtic arrives at the stadium prior to the UEFA Europa League 2025/26 League Phase MD8 match between Celtic FC and FC Utrecht at Celtic Park on January 29, 2026. (Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images)

ITCHYCOO PARK – N/A – Back, but rusty and needed reminding which way he was shooting a couple of times.

Paulo Bernardo of Celtic arrives at the stadium

Paulo Bernardo of Celtic arrives at the stadium prior to the UEFA Europa League 2025/26 League Phase MD8 match between Celtic FC and FC Utrecht at Celtic Park on January 29, 2026. (Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images)

SAINT BERNARDO – N/A – Still hanging aorund in hope or with purpose? We’ll see if Paulo lasts the window. Always a useful deputy, but needs game time to get up to speed.

JAMESY – N/A – When you need experience to keep the Dutch well-pumped, only Ron Jeremy could claim to be more effective than throwing in Jamesy to keep the balls rotating and give them a proposition to think about. Oo-er Missus…

GREAT – N/A – Preferred again, but with less time to induce anxiety, mercifully, and at least the big lhad didn’t take any chances.

HIGHLAND TOFFEE – N/A – Luke, Luke’s nearly scored a… Well, a kind of, erm, cross-shot-lob-dink-clump-hingummy. Close.

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About Author

The Celtic Star founder and editor David Faulds has edited numerous Celtic books over the past decade or so including several from Lisbon Lions, Willie Wallace, Tommy Gemmell and Jim Craig. Earliest Celtic memories include a win over East Fife at Celtic Park and the 4-1 League Cup loss to Partick Thistle as a 6 year old. Best game? Easy 4-2, 1979 when Ten Men Won the League. Email [email protected]

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