SANDMAN doesn’t concern himself with these international games, which is a pity as his Player Ratings would be devastating funny after watching the shambles that is the Scotland national team.
One comment before the game stuck me as being bang on, when someone noted that the Scotland bench looked like a better team than the starting eleven!
So in the absence or Sandman, who will be back for the Ross County game next weekend, we have Sandmichael, or to his friends Michael Duffy on Celtic Noise. he’s how he rated the Scotland ‘Stars’ after the 4-0 defeat against Russia last night…Here’s what he thought of Steve Clarke and his Moscow Mules…
Ras-putin’s (see whit ah did there!) rotten Russians, dish oot a Spetznaz mollicatin tae the wee ginger Caledonians!
Marshall– WTF! at least at the Alamo we tried tae defend! 3/10
Palmer – enjoy yer first and last cap! 1/10
Devlin – Ah love sittin oan the bench fur Aberdeen! 1/10
Mulgrew -when diz Division 1 fitba’ start, oh, an ah hate this lucky flamin’ heidband! 1/10
Robertson – Ah’m a Champion’s League winner! get me the hell oot ae here! 4/10
Fleck – Eh……0/10
McGregor – Ah’m knackered, get me the hell oot ae here as well! 2/10
Snodgrass – Ah’m an international class player!!!!!!! 0/10
McGinn-who wanted us tae sign him? – 0/10
Fraser – whit the hell hiv a let maself in fur? Eddie, get me back tae Bournemouth asap! 4/10
Burke– “run Oli run” that heid, they ears! hee haw, hee haw, hee always calls me donkey! 0/10
Subs
Christie – hid a shot, then thought, wth ah’m a dain here! 2/10
Armstrong – great hair 0/10
Shankland – thought Alloa wiz a tough gig! fleck sake Tefal heid! 0/10
Stevie Clarke – we’re lookin’ tae take 12 points fae wurr last 4 games!… eh,wurr lookin tae take 9 points fae wurr last 3 games!!! – haun’s up, everybody who wanted him tae be oor manager!
Another tankin, the Spetznaz did what the Spetznaz do, lulled us wi a passive first half, so second half, we thought we were a fitba team!!!!
Mon the San Marino, yeez are gettin it on Sunday, a phishy night in Glesga, watched by 2 men and a dug thank’s fur the £108 Scotland (4-0), knew ah could depend on yeez!
Man of the Match – Ryan Christie
Michael Duffy
Comments…
It was Palmer’s 2nd cap Mick, that says it all. First was away against Kazakhstan!
The only time Scotland have looked decent in the last 20 years is when Strachan gave in and played 6 Celtic players, amid much criticism. Was it Gordon, Broon, Armstrong, Calmac, KT and The Griff? We looked great, missed out on qualifying by a baw hair, WGS gets sacked now we have this mince, it’s a joke.
ALSO ON THE CELTIC STAR…
Mo Johnston – Time does not heal, ‘no such forgiveness is possible,’ David Potter…see HERE.
