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Hyunjun Yang of Celtic celebrates scoring his team’s third goal during the William Hill Premiership match between Celtic and Motherwell at Celtic Park on March 14, 2026 in Glasgow, Scotland. (Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images)
HIGHLAND TOFFEE – N/A – Thought he’d be on earlier, but was relieved as Luke practiced giving the ball back to the opposition for the first ten minutes of his participation.
SAINT BERNARDO – N/A – Somehow the middle felt a little stronger with Paulo in there to fortify it.
SCRATCHY – N/A – Good to see the fiery sicario back on the park. A big asset for the run-in.
TONY THE TIGER – N/A – The Brickie strikes! Resumes hostilities with the SPL and the MIBs – picked up a scandalous yellow for a terrific solid tackle, then stuck it to Johnny B by cracking a screamer into the rigging* with virtually the last kick of the game.
*Hammered it wide and hit a ballboy.
Tomas Cvancara of Celtic celebrates after scoring his team’s second goal during the Scottish Premiership match between Celtic and Motherwell at Celtic Park on March 14, 2026. (Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images)
CARAVAN – 6.5/10 – On cold, but hot in the head and right up for it. Must have still been buzzing on his heroic Mount Doom moment last Sunday. Managed to reprise that brilliantly with the most crucial penalty-kick of our season; sweetly clipped down the keeper’s throat and metaphorically, too, the throat of every urine-gargling heathen in Christendom.
