AFTER reading his comments this morning on the Ryan Kent punch on Scott Brown on Sunday which he have just reported on HERE, we have to ask is the excellent new Twitter p*ss taking account Literal Stevie G unintentionally becoming more sensible that the madcap Rangers boss?
If you haven’t seen it yet here are a Magnificent Seven tweets for you to enjoy from Literal Stevie G – follow HERE.
1. “It has been said on many occasions that Alfredo Morelos wears his heart on his sleeve. This is ludicrous and more lies from the Scottish media. I can assure you, that Alfredos beating heart is within his chest and not vandalising the Rangers Football Club jersey.”
2. “After not providing a post match interview tonight with the BBC it was reported that the cat got my tongue. This is completely false, I do not own a cat or would ever let one near my face.”
3. “I watched Neil Lennon’s post match interview on Sunday and he stated he was over the moon. This came as a complete surprise to me, as I never knew Neil had ever been to space.”
4. “I was asked the other day by a journalist, that after Sunday would it still cost an arm and a leg to buy Alfredo Morelos. I’m sorry, but we as Rangers Football Club will not accept body parts as any sort of payment.”
5. “The groundsman told me it was raining cats and dogs outside. There were no cats or dogs, it was just raining.”
6. “I remember being told the news of my grandfather “kicking the bucket”. In the end, no bucket had been kicked, my grandfather had just died.”
7. “Reports that Wednesday’s fixture against Hearts is a do or die for the team are false. We see no risk to life as a result of this fixture.”
