SUBS –
OF JUSTICE – N/A – ‘Throw on the suave Ginger Baresi to distract them for five minutes with those flowing locks.” Worked. Just.
SAINT BERNARDO – 6/10 – Took him a few minutes to get the rhythm of things and his touch together but we got the required dig from Paulo with a few inventive sparks.
Adam Idah celebrates after his shot leads to an own goal, and the only goal of the game during the UEFA Champions League match between Celtic FC and BSC Young Boys at Celtic Park on January 22, 2025. (Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images)
DUNCAN IDAHO – 6.5/10 – Will it be another super-sub final five months to eclipse last season’s blistering finish? Maybe he’s just suited to rumbling up tired defences with that physique and instinct. It’s been a long, often grim haul for him to date in 2024/25 until tonight’s glorious finale… And he still didn’t score! But the presence of mind, the quick wits and the thundering run onto Reo’s sublime ball was the major part he played in a triumph for the ages. Hold onto that vibe, big lhad, and get on with it.
UNCANNY – 6.5/10 – Frustrating that we don’t know his future; In the Hoops, I’d be delighted. Takes a natural footballer to enter such a fray and both impose and conduct himself in precisely the manner required to secure a vital win. In his heid and in his feet, this bhoy’s got it. Whether we get it too is up to YOU.
Yes, YOU.
YOU, Pistol Pete – I know you’re reading this and YOU know it’s DEFINITIVE… So get the finger and the Dark Web Bitcoin transaction address oot and get a deal done.
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