Daizen Maeda – St Mirren v Celtic, 23 November 2025. Photo Vagelis Georgariou
LORD KATSUMOTO – 5.5/10 – Didn’t like the smell down his right wing first half, but central after the break meant the locals’ ripeness was of no concern and we had a bustling, physical presence that noised-up their rugged titans at the back. Always handy to throw Daizen in there to start a fight.
Sebastian Tounekti – St Mirren v Celtic, 23 November 2025. Photo Vagelis Georgariou
TUTANKHAMUN – 4/10 – Mikey? Mikey, that you? If he doesn’t produce something on a different level soon, Scooby Doo and those pesky kids are going to roll up in the Mystery Machine and rip that mask off.
Johnny Kenny – St Mirren v Celtic, 23 November 2025. Photo Vagelis Georgariou
KENNY JOHNNY – 3/10 – He’s hot, he’s cold, he’s looks young, he looks old…Another of those fruitless-enterprise nights for JK in which he can’t get anything to run for him and the team isn’t functioning well enough to make life easier. Given that he’s not built enough to take on their battle-giants on a physical level, he ended up getting
thrown around like Paisley Museum’s most precious artefact from the old town’s past (the Eighties is as far back as the drug haze allows memories) – a used Fiesta Readers’ Wives Special.
O’Neil id like to think we 5or6 top players out why play into ST Mirrens habds we dont need to go gun ho we let them come to us we made sure we won our fair share of ariel duels won second ball so STMirren had to run all the way back till their next chance when there goalkeeper launches the high ball and if our defence clears it againt ST Mirren hate ball on the ground second half last 25 mins they were tyring 15mins there midfield were out on there feet our final ball let us down should been 3 up clancy his old self never hurries up should have booked ST Mirren players for aggressive tackling another poor performance penalty easy decision CAPTAIN Mc Gregor did he not love that heckled by load mouths to rise above it then two touches anurchits ruined your night to rip your banners up no one gives a fuck you are not the rebels your stupid boys getting a using
Bend it at Bennets … when the pink pound was a real thing.