SUBS –
Yang – St Mirren v Celtic, 23 November 2025. Photo Vagelis Georgariou
YING – 5.5/10 – Prepared to compete with enthusiasm based on the premise that Birmingham cannot be remotely as bad as Paisley (he’s in for a shock…) our Korean conundrum did actually manage to bring more direct positivity to the attack.
Benjamin Nygren – St Mirren v Celtic, 23 November 2025. Photo Vagelis Georgariou
NEGAN – N/A – Stealing big Paulo’s minutes. Again.
Luke McCowan – St Mirren v Celtic, 23 November 2025. Photo Vagelis Georgariou
HIGHLAND TOFFEE – 4/10 – Luke ffs, it doesn’t Luke like Luke’s a winger, Martin, does it? And despite the positional handicap, Luke also appeared to have forgotten how to kick his own arse every time he got some possession.
Colby Donovan in the celebrations as Callum McGregor scores a last minute winner. St Mirren v Celtic, 23 November 2025. Photo Vagelis Georgariou
MELLOW YELLOW – N/A – Worryingly introduced in time for celebratory carnage at the winner, carrying a nasty-looking herpes blister on the lip from some trollop he’d pounced on up the dancin’. Better not be spreading that around the Bhoys. “It’s just a cold sore, honest.” Ayyyeeee….
Dane Murray – St Mirren v Celtic, 23 November 2025. Photo Vagelis Georgariou
GREAT – N/A – Lucky bhoy gets a third chance under a third manager and nearly makes a mess of this one too. Mercifully, his slip was recovered.
O’Neil id like to think we 5or6 top players out why play into ST Mirrens habds we dont need to go gun ho we let them come to us we made sure we won our fair share of ariel duels won second ball so STMirren had to run all the way back till their next chance when there goalkeeper launches the high ball and if our defence clears it againt ST Mirren hate ball on the ground second half last 25 mins they were tyring 15mins there midfield were out on there feet our final ball let us down should been 3 up clancy his old self never hurries up should have booked ST Mirren players for aggressive tackling another poor performance penalty easy decision CAPTAIN Mc Gregor did he not love that heckled by load mouths to rise above it then two touches anurchits ruined your night to rip your banners up no one gives a fuck you are not the rebels your stupid boys getting a using
Bend it at Bennets … when the pink pound was a real thing.