SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ SODDEN GOMORRAH… “Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when I was seventeen? No, it’s because…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v DEJA VU… “We’ll meet again… Don’t know where, don’t know when. But I know we’ll meet again… Down Parkhead Sun-dayyyyy.” -…
Yesterday we published on The Celtic Star the first part of Sandman’s Definitive Review of the Season. We’ll continue with that today before directing you to…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CHAMPIONS v BEALDERMORT’S MINIONS… “Hahahahahahahahhahahaaaa…” – Me. https://youtu.be/cPR2n3jO4YQ?si=K_zs1e8Dt4HuDsxV ROXIE – 7/10 – And so it goes. And so Joe goes. Out a winner…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CHAMPIONS v SINNERS “Blood, sweat, and respect. First two you give, last one you earn,” The Rock. (Yeah, unbelievably.) https://youtu.be/ICDECnW8CLg?si=XByGsBygwXiCn48i ROXIE – 10/10…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v THE HARKONNENS.. “They puts the lotion on their skins or else they get the hose again.” – Buffalo Phil, ‘Silence Of…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v CLEMENTINE’S FLUFFERS ‘Vorfreude’ – {n.} The joyful, intense anticipation that comes from imagining future pleasures. https://youtu.be/KJuC0PvK3lI?si=-XEQU2kb85IchhgR ROXIE – 8/10 – Now…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v ST.MADMEN… “Five to win, baby Win all five And no Zombies here get out alive.” – Jim Morrison, The Doors, ‘Five…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v ST.ALISTAIR RIGHTBACK… “Yes, Saint Patrick is most famed for the legend of him keeping the snakes out of Ireland. Much like…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v DUNDEER MIFFLIN… “Champions keep playing until they get it right.” – Billie Jean king. A good gi…bl…le…erm… https://youtu.be/VcpYFDFQdkE?si=-n3Az5IYaobJ8HuJ ROXIE – 6.5/10…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ SHAGGEDYER… “They think it’s all over. It isn’t now! Stupid Zombies…” Kenneth Wolstenholme ROXIE – 7.5/10 – Joe the magnificent. But…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v KILLMENOW… “There is no suspense in inevitability” – Damon Lindelof 😲 Kilmarnock shocked Celtic by netting a 𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲 equaliser to move…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ GOMORRAH… “Whoever enters an athletic competition wins the prize only when playing by the rules. That’s the Zombies oot, then.” -…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ BEGBIE’S BOUDOIR… “Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a flaming big television, choose Kyogo, Holm,…
SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ WOOLY-BULLY “Contradict myself? I don’t contradict myself. Yes, I do, I really do. Beautifully. Or not,”Buck Rodgers ROXIE – 7/10 MOTM…