The Score? Celtic 6 Hearts 0. The Jungle’s Response? “April fools, April fools, April fools…”

The Jungle, in full voice, sang “April Fools, April Fools, April Fools…

I remember this game well, Celtic were excellent of course – well they won 6-0, but the thing I remember most about it was being in the Jungle and everyone belting out April Fool, April Fools, April Fools to the hapless Hearts players.

It was Wednesday 1 April 1981 and we were watching possibly the most exciting Celtic team of the eighties. They certainly under-achieved given the talent in the side and the exhilerating, attacking football Billy McNeill had his side playing.

Anyway doomed Hearts were thrashed at Parkhead by a rampant Celtic team with the Championship clealry in their sights. George McCluskey scored twice (one was a penalty) as did Murdo MacLeod while McGarvey and Provan scored the others in front of a paltry 13,300 crowd – contrast with size of the crowd to see Celtic play Ross County yesterday. Celtic would be champions 3 weeks later, after a dramatic 3-2 win at Dundee United. What a night that was!

Hearts were but a shade of their great teams of the past and were an eloquent testimony to the folly of incompetent management and stewardship. Celtic took advantage of their woes by hitting them for six. This was Celtic’s highest ever victory over Hearts – a record that stood until December 2013 when Celtic won 7-0 at Tynecastle.

Charlie Nicholas, the hottest property in British football, dropped to the bench after picking up a slight injury in the match with Aberdeen.

The Celtic team was- Bonner, McGrain, Reid, Sullivan, McAdam, Aitken, Provan, MacLeod, McGarvey, Burns, McCluskey Subs – Conroy, Nicholas.

Scorers – McCluskey 23 pen, 48, MacLeod 62, 75, McGarvey 29, Provan 24.

About Author

The Celtic Star founder and editor, who has edited numerous Celtic books over the past decade or so including several from Lisbon Lions, Willie Wallace, Tommy Gemmell and Jim Craig. Earliest Celtic memories include a win over East Fife at Celtic Park and the 4-1 League Cup loss to Partick Thistle as a 6 year old. Best game? Easy 4-2, 1979 when Ten Men Won the League. Email editor@thecelticstar.co.uk

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