Sandman’s Definitive Ratings – Celtic v The King Herod Select

SUBS –

OF JUSTICE – N/A – Should have been on at HT, for ineffectual Negan, and played his part in a back four, countering the Zombie change-up to solidify a 4-0 victory. Hahaha, how mad does that sound, French Willy?

HAKUNA HATATE – N/A – What’s Japanese for ‘Do I flaming have to do this now?’? Was the expression Reo wore for his reluctant 15-minute participation.

FEIN – N/A – What’s Japanese for ‘Do I flaming ever get a start?’? About time he did to to prove he’s got more about him than the current jersey thieves.

JAMESY – N/A – New Year, new burds… Fresh off the Hogmanay pussay wagon, Jamesy got no time at all to do any Zombie-riding.

AZTECO – N/A – Sporting a Moussa Dembele disguise, our new South American acquitted himself well enough, forcing Buttman into a smart stop; though he must have wondered what the actual hell he’d just signed-up for.

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