SUBS –
Callum Osmand of Celtic making his debut during the Premiership match between Celtic and Falkirk at Celtic Park on October 29, 2025. (Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images)
DONNY – 6/10 – What’s this? A kid who looks like he trains with Daizen and eager to get on the end of crosses/take a dig himself? Not a kick under he-whose-name-must-never-be-spoken-again. Not. A. Kick.
HAKUNA HATATE – N/A – Reo appeared a little startled and also relieved to get onto the park and away from mad Fozzie in the dugout.
Daizen Maeda of Celtic is seen during the Premier League match between Celtic and Falkirk at Celtic Park on October 29, 2025. (Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images)
LORD KATSUMOTO – N/A – Daizen’s back and burning the yards. Charged around for ten minutes in the hope of doing the same for 90 on Sunday.
BALIKMORY – N/A – Sort of ran on again under the noses of the new coaching staff; so kudos for taking advantage of recent chaos to get another appearance in.
HIGHLAND TOFFEE – 6/10 – Luke-ing lively for his brief spell on the park; saw a lot of the ball and unlucky not to notch a deserved goal.
IMAGINE WHAT MARTIN COULD DO IF THE BOARD BACKED HIM. FUCK YOU BRENDONISTAS. BEAT IT WITH YOUR MESSIAH.