Martin O’Neill and Shaun Maloney celebrate Celtic’s opening goal during the Scottish Premiership match between Celtic and Falkirk at Celtic Park on October 29, 2025. (Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images)
FATHER MARTIN AND SAMWISE GAMGEE – 8/10 – In he came, like Gandalf trailing his favourite Hobbit. Sentiment abounded, but what could the veteran amateur sleuth bring? The answer was… Intensity. That quiet, studied personality found resonance with the team, and once they settled into the idea of being able to perform without being assessed by General Motors Automobile Aggregator Chart, they delivered. And we got the charm of watching the sorcerer and apprentice bobbling around the technical area like a pair of excited kids. Sunday will bring new pressures but nothing MON hasn’t seen before, and with a wee skelper beside him, there’s a good chance I may be taking 6-2 at 125/1…
Ange Postecoglou very unlikely to become the next Celtic boss, @SkySportsNews understands. Not something that is expected to progress at this time. McKenna also very difficult to do and he will give an #Ipswich press conference later ahead of their game v #QPR. More on #SSN and… pic.twitter.com/48drmQCr3f
— Lyall Thomas (@SkySportsLyall) October 30, 2025
IMAGINE WHAT MARTIN COULD DO IF THE BOARD BACKED HIM. FUCK YOU BRENDONISTAS. BEAT IT WITH YOUR MESSIAH.