Sandman’s Definitive Ratings – Celtic v Children of the Corn

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MIBBERY – 3.5/10 – What a curiosity this starey MIB was; a refusal to book any player who shares a dressing room with Assfield had Calmac and everyone else of Hooped persuasion baffled. He eventually relented once the damage was done but only on the condition he got to throw one our way too. I guess the tension of the Easter Road live-feed being piped in via his ear-piece was stressing him out…

Johnny Kenny celebrates

Johnny Kenny celebrates. Celtic v Falkirk. 29 October 2025. Scottish Premiership, photo Kenny Ramsay IMAGO

OVERALL – 8/10 – What a difference a few days make. And the difference to an embattled squad made by the exit of the guy who publicly humiliated them in the name of self-preservation. They certainly looked like they were in mourning…

NOT!

(© Wayne and Garth).

Benjamin Nygren and Johnny Kenny celebrate.

Benjamin Nygren and Johnny Kenny celebrate. Celtic v Falkirk. 29 October 2025. Scottish Premiership, photo Kenny Ramsay IMAGO

Soon as the vibrant atmosphere settled a bit and the players got over a snappy Falkirk start and found rhythm, the entertainment began: Zip, rip, and tippety-tip-top tempo that picked the upstarts apart and threatened to bury them in a landslide. From midway through the first-half until the weary legs of late-on, the champions were back slaying the impertinent like bygone days of old…

There’s a passage of play right before the third, when the ball’s shuffled right to left across the back around the halfway. At the precise moment when we’ve been conditioned for two and a quarter seasons to expect cautious horseshoe keep-ball, there’s a BRAVE dink between opposition pressing players, finding Negan to split their lines, ultimately resulting in Negan’s goal.

Sebastian Tounekti of Celtic

Sebastian Tounekti of Celtic is seen during the Premier League match between Celtic and Falkirk at Celtic Park on October 29, 2025. (Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images)

You only realise how much the gallus has been absent until it manifests again before your eyes. Now the job is to maintain the dead-rat bounce right into Hampden, landing on the Zombies like a tooled-up UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter gunship.

No better way to back-up one good thrashing than deliver another. And it’s long overdue, Celtic.

Go Away Now

Sandman

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Celtic in the Eighties and Willie Fernie - Putting on the Style both by David Potter

Celtic in the Eighties and Willie Fernie – Putting on the Style both by David Potter. Photo The Celtic Star

Danny McGrain signing copies of Celtic in the Eighties

Danny McGrain signing copies of Celtic in the Eighties by David Potter. Photo: Celtic Star Books

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About Author

The Celtic Star founder and editor David Faulds has edited numerous Celtic books over the past decade or so including several from Lisbon Lions, Willie Wallace, Tommy Gemmell and Jim Craig. Earliest Celtic memories include a win over East Fife at Celtic Park and the 4-1 League Cup loss to Partick Thistle as a 6 year old. Best game? Easy 4-2, 1979 when Ten Men Won the League. Email [email protected]

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  1. IMAGINE WHAT MARTIN COULD DO IF THE BOARD BACKED HIM. FUCK YOU BRENDONISTAS. BEAT IT WITH YOUR MESSIAH.