Sandman’s Definitive Ratings – Celtic v Children of the Corn

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Callum Osmand of Celtic

Callum Osmand of Celtic making his debut during the Premiership match between Celtic and Falkirk at Celtic Park on October 29, 2025. (Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images)

DONNY – 6/10 – What’s this? A kid who looks like he trains with Daizen and eager to get on the end of crosses/take a dig himself? Not a kick under he-whose-name-must-never-be-spoken-again. Not. A. Kick.

HAKUNA HATATE – N/A – Reo appeared a little startled and also relieved to get onto the park and away from mad Fozzie in the dugout.

Daizen Maeda of Celtic

Daizen Maeda of Celtic is seen during the Premier League match between Celtic and Falkirk at Celtic Park on October 29, 2025. (Photo by Ian MacNicol/Getty Images)

LORD KATSUMOTO – N/A – Daizen’s back and burning the yards. Charged around for ten minutes in the hope of doing the same for 90 on Sunday.

BALIKMORY – N/A – Sort of ran on again under the noses of the new coaching staff; so kudos for taking advantage of recent chaos to get another appearance in.

HIGHLAND TOFFEE – 6/10 – Luke-ing lively for his brief spell on the park; saw a lot of the ball and unlucky not to notch a deserved goal.

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About Author

The Celtic Star founder and editor David Faulds has edited numerous Celtic books over the past decade or so including several from Lisbon Lions, Willie Wallace, Tommy Gemmell and Jim Craig. Earliest Celtic memories include a win over East Fife at Celtic Park and the 4-1 League Cup loss to Partick Thistle as a 6 year old. Best game? Easy 4-2, 1979 when Ten Men Won the League. Email [email protected]

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  1. IMAGINE WHAT MARTIN COULD DO IF THE BOARD BACKED HIM. FUCK YOU BRENDONISTAS. BEAT IT WITH YOUR MESSIAH.