SUBS –
BALIKMORY – 3.5/10 – One moment of promise amid a half hour of wondering if I was whimsically correct and he really does sneak in with the kit staff.
Kelechi Iheanacho and Johnny Kenny. Dundee v Celtic. 19 October 2025. Photo Vagelis Georgariou (The Celtic Star)
KENNY JOHNNY – 3/10 – A whole half to prove something against the League’s bottom team. Maybe got a couple of touches but was more short-changed than Lehman Brothers by focussed hulks in dark blue.
Kelechi Iheanacho and Johnny Kenny. Dundee v Celtic. 19 October 2025. Photo Vagelis Georgariou (The Celtic Star)
THE TERMINATOR – N/A – Arne appears for a pointless cameo on the ground of his greatest Celtic moments.
HIGHLAND TOFFEE – 3/10 – Luke who’s back! And the home support gleefully told him how much they don’t miss him as he didn’t prove them wrong.
JAMESY – 3.5/10 – You know it’s a hell of a day when Jamesy fails to score in Dundee, his City Of Discoveries. Even when he was double-teamed continually…
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I’ll put Brendan the elite in the passenger seat first thing sharpish and set off to Nottingham for a straight swap deal.